Promise me this that you'll stand by me forever
(Source: redtournews, via taxicabsandbusystreets-13)
- person: you're blocking the view
- me: i am the view
will give head for food
how are you gonna eat it with no head though
this is the most innocent thing i have ever seen omg.
(via sarcastic-snowflake)
(via p1ka-b00)
forever going with the flow... ...but you're friction
(Source: inthenameofbeinghonests, via taxicabsandbusystreets-13)
i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with
(via styleswhore)
Remember when Martha fast-forwarded through parts of the video in Human Nature and Family of Blood?
This is what she was actually fast-forwarding through.
*claps*
I needed this in my life
(Source: marisaandasriel, via carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis)
80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag
That’s 200%
I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
(via big--mouth)
bullying your homeschooled kids to give them an authentic schooling experience
(via westborofaptist)
so today I called customer support for my mac
- Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
- Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
- Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
- CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
- Me: . . .
- Me: What did you just say?
- CSG: Have you tried turning it-
- Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
- CSG: . . .
- CSG: . . .
- CSG: You watch-
- Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
- CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
- Me: YOU BET IT IS.
- *two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
- CSG: So which episode are you watching?
- Me: The Great Game.
- CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
- Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
- me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: Is that the sun
U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS
WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT
I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!
SCREAMING
AMAZING
(via big--mouth)
